Saturday, May 18, 2013
Why do books burn? Or rather, why burn books?
Wednesday, May 8, 2013
Could "Ogilvy" happen in real life?
Tuesday, April 23, 2013
Satire: How to get the world to pay attention to you.
From an actual New York Times Op-Ed piece:
There are dozens of initiatives President Obama could undertake to strengthen our economic security. Here is one: He should enter into closed-door negotiations with Chinese leaders to write off the $1.14 trillion of American debt currently held by China in exchange for a deal to end American military assistance and arms sales to Taiwan and terminate the current United States-Taiwan defense arrangement by 2015 ….Question: How do you feel about this? Does it matter if the United States is there to help "protect" Taiwan? Does Taiwan need protecting? What's so bad about China "taking care"of Taiwan, anyways?
Today, America has little strategic interest in Taiwan, which is gradually integrating with China economically by investing in and forming joint ventures with mainland Chinese firms. The island’s absorption into mainland China is inevitable ….
There will be “China hawks” who denounce any deal on Taiwan as American capitulation, but their fear of a Red China menacing Asia is anachronistic. Portraying the United States as a democratic Athens threatened by China’s autocratic Sparta makes for sensational imagery, but nothing could be further from reality.
Ok, so I realize that asking those types of questions in Taipei is grounds for dismissal, if not a punch in the head. However, please believe me when I say I'm not in favor of Beijing—I'm quoting some interesting satire written about a current event.
A satire is a literary work that attacks or pokes fun at vices, abuses, stupidity, and/or any other fault or imperfection. Satire may make the reader laugh at, or feel disgust for, the person or thing satirized. Impishly or sardonically, it criticizes someone or something, using wit and clever wording—and sometimes makes outrageous assertions or claims. The main purpose of a satire is to spur readers to remedy the problem under discussion. The main weapon of the satirist is verbal irony, a figure of speech in which words are used to ridicule a person or thing by conveying a meaning that is the opposite of what the words say.One of the true masters of satire is my buddy, Stephen Colbert. Here, he makes a convincing argument that the best way to take care of endangered animals is to put them on a plate.
(via Cummings Study Guides)
Get More: Colbert Report Full Episodes,Political Humor & Satire Blog,Video Archive
WOW.
Today for class, we're going to read Jonathan Swift's "A Modest Proposal," the satire from which all satire seems to have generated. As you read, please understand that this is all done tongue-in-cheek, and that Swift is really representing the Irish Catholics, not the English Protestants.
After this, the assignment will be for you to write your own modest proposal essay. Now, the rules of this are:
- You must pick a real/major political/social issue in the world (e.g. drugs, murder, the environment).
- Paragraph 1—Introduction. Focuses on the actual problems of your issue (e.g. Why it's so bad, how bad it is, how there's been no solution to it)
- Paragraph 2 [short paragraph]—"I now will humbly propose my solution..." You give your idea of how to fix the problem. It may be a real solution, but it'd be more interesting if you gave us a crazy, ironic-flavored solution to the problem. Tell us that this will take care of your issue in 3 ways.
- Paragraph 3—Way #1
- Paragraph 4—Way #2
- Paragraph 5—"Disarming." Here, you acknowledge why people might have a problem with your solution, but then you attack their attack. Brilliant.
- Paragraph 6—Conclusion. Make us feel happy about why your possibly idiotic reason is the only reason out there.
Thursday, March 7, 2013
Shakespeare in 140 characters: Brit Lit students tweet "Twelfth Night" (Part II)
The Characters
#Viola
#twelfthnight #Viola, twin sis of Sebastian, lands a job as servant 4 the loveofherlife, Duke. Catches the eye of Olivia, marries Duke.
— Gabriel Chen (@gabrielofchen) February 23, 2013
#twelfthnight #Viola aka Cesa, twin bro Seba, work 4 Duke, Oli loves HIM, end up marrying w/ Duke in the end when she reveals herself
— Calvin Lee(@calvinrolex_lee) February 20, 2013
Viola drowns then works for Orsino as Cesario & falls in love with him. Finally, they get together & she finds her bro. #twelfthnight #viola
— Christine Liao (@1113Liao) February 25, 2013
#Cesario
#Cesario is #Orsino's new love messenger to #Olivia, but (s)he feels bad because (s)he loves #Orsino. #A1S4 #twelfthnight
— Kristiana (@kriktonite23) February 19, 2013
#Orsino
#Orisno #twelfthnight A nobleman. He loves Olivia.He finds his true love for man from the young Cesario. He married with Viola at the end.
— Mandy Wang (@MandyWang14) February 24, 2013
#Orsino : the count of Illyria, loved #Olivia. Send pp to woo #Oliviafor him. #twelfthnight
— Amy C ♥ -Yu- (@AmyChen0711) February 20, 2013
#Orsino's acting depressed and lovesick because #Olivia promises she won't show her face for 7years, yea, sure. #A1S1 #twelfthnight
— Kristiana (@kriktonite23) February 19, 2013
#Olivia
#twelfthnight #Olivia the beautiful and rich orphan. Everyone loves her but she loves Viola/ Cesario. End up married Sebastian.
— Grace Y (@GraceYCL) February 25, 2013
#twelfthnight #Olivia is a pretty woman mourning for his dead bro for 7 years, until she sees Cesario and fall in love with him.
— Sally Wu (@sally1111880) February 24, 2013
#Olivia: an orphan just lost her bro. Everyone love her but she love #Cesario. Married w/ #Sebastian. #twelfthnight
— Amy C ♥ -Yu- (@AmyChen0711) February 20, 2013
#TobyBelch
#TobyBelch, drunk dude, uncle of #Olivia, friend w/ #AndrewAguecheek, play tricks on #Mavolio w/ #Maria. Ends up marry #Maria. #12night
— Emily Lee (@emilywego) February 19, 2013
Uncle of Oliva, friend of Andrew, always drunk, having the idea of trick Malvolio. At the end get with Maria. #TobyBelch #twelfthnight
— Kelly.C (@1038Kelly) February 28, 2013
#twelfthnight #Toby is #Olivia's uncle living together and loves to drink and fool around late in night as well as get together with #Maria
— Aleena Hsu (@here4aleena) February 24, 2013
#Maria
#Maria #twelfthnight Olivia's waiting gentlewoman who imitates Olivia's handwriting and writes a love letter to Mavolio for a joke.
— Mandy Wang (@MandyWang14) February 24, 2013
#Maria a server of Olivia. She pretended Olivia to write a love letter to Malvolio n makes him think Olivia loves him. #Twelfthnight
— Joyce Chen (@joycecyay) February 24, 2013
#Maria :gentlewoman of #Olivia, later turn to be #Toby's side and trick #Malvolio. Married with #Toby at the end. #twelfthnight
— Amy C ♥ -Yu- (@AmyChen0711) February 20, 2013
#Feste
#Feste, also #SirTopas,the fool but the smart 1.Works 4 #Olivia & #Orsino. Willing to do anything for 💰. End up w/ nothing.#twelfthnight
— Emily Lee (@emilywego) February 24, 2013
#twelfthnight #Feste is a clown who's doing his job by making people laugh. He moves between Olivia and Orsino in the play.
— Sally Wu (@sally1111880) February 24, 2013
#Feste acts funny&stupid, but he's really the only one who knows what's going on. A wise fool. #twelfthnight
— Kristiana (@kriktonite23) February 19, 2013
#Sebastian
#Twelfthnight #SebastianA guy who was parted from his sister and rescued by #Antonio. He got married accidentally with #Olvia.
— Sian Ho (@ho_sian) February 25, 2013
#Sebastian #twelfthnight Viola's twin brither. Rescued by Antonio. Suddenly marry with Olivia and find her sister at the same time.
— Minnie Wu (@1161Wu) February 24, 2013
#Sebastian is Viola's "dead" twin bro, and attracts ALL THE PEOPLE! #Antonio has a mancrush for him & Sebbo marries #Olivia. #twelfthnight
— Kristiana (@kriktonite23) February 19, 2013
#AndrewAguecheek
A foolish knight madly in love with Olivia. Writes words down from Cesario in order to woo Olivia. #Twelfthnight #AndrewAgucheek
— Janelle Jia Yi Lo (@JBlaueRosa) February 24, 2013
#twelfthnight CS #Andrew is a friend of Toby and he is crazy about Olivia but he doesn't have any chance to win her and he is an idiot
— Patrick (@patrickwu9) February 24, 2013
#twelfthnight #Andrew #Agucheek is a stupid rich guy who's Toby's good friend, <3 Oli but got rejected. challeng w/ Seba & Cesa plan by Toby
— Calvin Lee(@calvinrolex_lee) February 20, 2013
#Malvolio
#Mavolio, strict man that every1 hates, tricked by #Maria & #TobyBelch that #Olivia has a crush on him.End up as a crazy man. #twelfthnight
— Emily Lee (@emilywego) February 24, 2013
#twelfthnight #Malvolio is Olis steward (butler) got fool by MariaToby&Andre's LoveLetterPlan, falls in <3 crazily wth Oli, but got rejected
— Calvin Lee(@calvinrolex_lee) February 20, 2013
#Malvolio gave the ring back to #Ceasario. #Ceasario found out Viola liked her, bcuz she didn't give her ring.#twelfthnight #a2s2
— Amy C ♥ -Yu- (@AmyChen0711) February 19, 2013
#Antonio
#twelfthnight#Antoniois a guy who loves Sebastian, give his wallet to him to impress him. He is a criminal
— Hsiang cheng Wang(@mbai0910) February 24, 2013
#twelfthnight #Antonio rescues Sebastian and becomes "best friends" with him and loves him but is the enemy of #Duke and is arrested later
— Aleena Hsu (@here4aleena) February 24, 2013
A sea captain and friend to Sebastian. Wanted by Duke Orsino. Unrequited love maybe. #Twelfthnight #Antonio
— Janelle Jia Yi Lo (@JBlaueRosa) February 24, 2013
Monday, March 4, 2013
Shakespeare in 140 characters: Brit Lit students tweet "Twelfth Night" (Part I)
The Play
Act I, Scene 1 (#a1s1)
#twelfthnight #A1S1 Viola and the sea captain had a conversation.Viola wanted to have a job, the captain suggested her as Orsino's eunuch.
— Belle Chen (@belle1994228) February 18, 2013
Duke is in love with Olivia; but she doesn't, because she's mourning for her dead brother for 7 years. #twelfthnight #A1S1
— Sally Wu (@sally1111880) February 18, 2013
Act I, Scene 2 (#a1s2)
Viola was in a shipwreck and was wash on shore of Illyria. She then dressed up as a male to work for Duke Orsino. #twelfthnight #a1s2
— Janelle Jia Yi Lo (@JBlaueRosa) February 19, 2013
#twelfthnight #A1S2 Viola hopes her brother has not drowned, after the captain comforts her, she wants to serve Olivia.
— Minnie Wu (@1161Wu) February 19, 2013
Act I, Scene 3 (#a1s3)
#twelfthnight #A1S3 Drunk Sir Toby B. comes back home at the midnight. He encourages Sir Andrew, who visits him, to chase his niece Olivia.
— TaKaKo(@takako_45) February 19, 2013
#A1S3 #twelfthnight Sir Toby introducted Sir Andrew to Maria. Sir Toby encourages Sir Andrew to court Olivia. Andrew shows his dance skill.
— Mandy Wang (@MandyWang14) February 19, 2013
Act I, Scene 4 (#a1s4)
Csario(Viola)became the fav of Orsino. Orsino sent Csario to bring love mail to Olivia.Csario fall in love with Orsino. #twelfthnight #a1s4
— Kelly.C (@1038Kelly) February 20, 2013
#twelfthnight #a1s4 #Viola become #Cesario to find Duke.Duke told Cesario he is the only man know his soul so Duke ask Cesario to get Olvia.
— Patrick (@patrickwu9) February 19, 2013
#A1S4#twelfthnight #DukeOrsino and #Viola became friends and Duke asked Viola to woo #Olvia for him.
— Sian Ho (@ho_sian) February 19, 2013
Act I, Scene 5 (#a1s5)
Feste calls Olivia a fool of being sad 'cause of her bro's death. Then she meets Cesario and falls in love with him. #twelfthnight #a1s5
— Christine Liao (@1113Liao) February 20, 2013
Feste cheers Olivia up,Malvolio calls Feste stupid,Cesario demands Olivia's attention&Olivia falls in❤& sends him a 💍. #A1S5 #twelfthnight
— Kristiana (@kriktonite23) February 20, 2013
Act II, Scene 1 (#a2s1)
Viola's brother, Sebastian, was rescued by Antonio. Sebastian searches for Viola. Antonio follows even he refused. #twelfthnight #act2scene1
— Anderson Huang (@Andersonhamyc) February 24, 2013
Sebastian is leaving, Antonio wants to go together but it's dangerous, but later he still follows Sebastian #Twelfthnight #a2s1
— Joyce Chen (@joycecyay) February 19, 2013
Act II, Scene 2 (#a2s2)
#twelfthnight #a2s2 #Cesario finds out #Olivia has crash on him/her. While this happen, Viola/Cesario is actually fall in love with #Orsino.
— Patrick (@patrickwu9) February 19, 2013
#twelfthnight #A2S2 By Olivia's command, Malvolio gives Viola a ring. Later, Viola realized that Olivia likes her.
— Sally Wu (@sally1111880) February 19, 2013
Act II, Scene 3 (#a2s3)
#A2S3 #Twelfthnight#Toby #Andrew and #Maria decided write a love letter to fool #Malvolio into doing stupid things to impress #Olivia.
— Sian Ho (@ho_sian) February 19, 2013
#twelfthnight #a2s3 #Toby drunk at Olivia's house dancin nd singin with #Fool #Maria and #Andrew they brought up a plan to mess up Malvolio
— Aleena Hsu (@here4aleena) February 19, 2013
Act II, Scene 4 (#a2s4)
Orsino says he can c Cesario is in❤. C admits it & says he's in❤with sum1 like Or. Feste comes to sing a sad song. #twelfthnight #A2S4
— Kristiana (@kriktonite23) February 20, 2013
#twelfthnight #A2S4 Orsino calls the fool to sing a song for him. Then Orsino tells Mr. Viola how much he loves Olivia.
— TaKaKo(@takako_45) February 19, 2013
Act II, Scene 5 (#a2s5)
#twelfthnight #A2S5 Toby Fab Andr left le fake letter on le ground, Malvo saw it & think Oliva's in love w/ him & tells him 2 b mean to them
— Calvin Lee(@calvinrolex_lee) February 20, 2013
#twelfthnight #a2s5 they played a joke on #Malvolio, he thought he got a love letter from Olivia and tried to propose his love to #Olivia
— Aleena Hsu (@here4aleena) February 19, 2013
Act III, Scene 1 (#a3s1)
#twelfthnight #A3S1Viola meets da clown at Olivia's place, den meets w/ Olivia again 2 send da <3 message from Duke.O woos V but V rejects
— Vivi Li (@1118Viv) February 21, 2013
Olivia declares her love to cesario.#Twelfthnight #a3s1
— Tiffany Yang (@ting_0616) February 19, 2013
Act III, Scene 2 (#a3s2)
#twelfthnight #A3S2Andrew knows Olivia<3Viola,Fabian n Toby convinces him 2 fight w/ Viola.Maria tells dem 2 see Malvolio actin like a fool
— Vivi Li (@1118Viv) February 21, 2013
#A3S2#Andrew tries to leave because he heard what #Olivia said to #Cesario. Then #SirToby persuade him to stay.they go to see #Malvolio .
— Sian Ho (@ho_sian) February 25, 2013
Act III, Scene 3 (#a3s3)
#twelfthnight#A3S3 Antonio is in danger, so he told Sebastian where to meet again and give his purse to him to buy stuff.
— Minnie Wu (@1161Wu) February 24, 2013
#Antonio caught up with #Sebastian and gave him the purse, bcuz it is dangerous if he is in Illyria. #twelfthnight #a3s3
— Amy C ♥ -Yu- (@AmyChen0711) February 20, 2013
Act III, Scene 4 (#a#s4)
Malvolio acts weirdly to Olivia & locked in a room. Andrew & Cesario are forced to sword-fight then stopped by Antonio. #twelfthnight #a3s4
— Christine Liao (@1113Liao) February 25, 2013
#twelfthnight #A3S4 Malvolio was acting like a weirdo. Andrew wanted to fight with Cesario. Antonio entered and mistaken C as Sebastian.
— Belle Chen (@belle1994228) February 23, 2013
Act IV, Scene 1 (#a4s1)
#twelfthnight #A4S1 Olivia saw Toby fighting with Cesario (actually Seb) and stopped them. She asked Seb to marry her and Seb was confused.
— Belle Chen (@belle1994228) February 23, 2013
#twelfthnight #A4S1 Oli send Fool to see Cesa, Fool saw Seba & thoght is Cesa, & Andre punch Seba Seba punch bac, Oli stop them & fall in <3
— Calvin Lee(@calvinrolex_lee) February 20, 2013
Pp think #Cesario is a jerk & turn the anger to #Sebastian made #Olivia mad. #Olivia propose to #Sebastian. #twelfthnight #a4s1
— Amy C ♥ -Yu- (@AmyChen0711) February 20, 2013
Act IV, Scene 2 (#a4s2)
#twelfthnight #A4S2Clown dresses up like pastor Topas n see Malvo who's jailed.Malvo asks clown2help him write a letter to Oliv n he agrees
— Vivi Li (@1118Viv) February 21, 2013
#twelfthnight #A4S2 Malvolio is locked in a dark room by the people who mocked him. He begs Feste to help him, but he is joke with him too.
— Minnie Wu (@1161Wu) February 24, 2013
#twelfthnight #a4s2 #Marvolio locked in a small dark chamber and Fool, Toby and Maria are fooling with him and he begged Fool to let him out
— Aleena Hsu (@here4aleena) February 21, 2013
Act IV, Scene 3 (#a4s3)
#twelfthnight#A4S3Olivia tells how much she loves Sebastian, when she thought he is Cesario, and they get married
— Hsiang cheng Wang(@mbai0910) February 24, 2013
#twelfthnight #A4S3 Sebastian wonders if everything is real, n den Olivia begs him to marry her n he says yes
— Vivi Li (@1118Viv) February 21, 2013
#A4S3 #twelfthnight Olivia wants to marry Sebastian who she thinks is Cesario. He happily agrees, then they go off to get marry.
— Mandy Wang (@MandyWang14) February 23, 2013
Act V, Scene 1 (#a5s1)
#twelfthnight #a5s1 Sebastian meets her sister Viola and Orsino turns out to know Olivia married Sebastian so he returns to being with Viola
— Aleena Hsu (@here4aleena) February 25, 2013
Olivia told Orsino that she's married to Cesario but Viola disclaimed and Olivia was shocked n thought be betrayed #Twlefthnight #a5s1
— Joyce Chen (@joycecyay) February 27, 2013
Malvolio finally realized that the letter was not written by Olivia and he left madly and abruptly #Twelfthnight #a5s1
— Joyce Chen (@joycecyay) February 27, 2013
#twelfthnight #A5S1 Malvolio is released from his prison,realizes he was tricked by Maria+gang,swears revenge, all live happily ever after~
— Gabriel Chen (@gabrielofchen) February 25, 2013
"If you want him, you don't get him,"Orsino."I'll die, so you guys can be together," #Cesario."But we're married!"Olivia.#twelfthnight #A5S1
— Emily Lee (@emilywego) February 24, 2013
Duke went to Olivia's house & heard that she got married with Cesario. He was mad & Antonio came out to blame Cesario #twelfthnight #A5S1
— Grace Y (@GraceYCL) February 24, 2013
Sunday, January 13, 2013
DEATH TO PPT. / Haiku Deck's superior, / and you'll see how.
I hate Powerpoints. They're ugly, they're redundant, and they're crippling to speakers. You could be the greatest speaker in the world, and when a Powerpoint appears behind you, you'll find a way to sneak peeks at the hideous monstrosity and be directed by its rigid bullet-infested format. That's the #1 reason I've not had Communications class students use presentation software as a part of their speeches—chances are, if they do, they'll simply read the main points off the screen and turn their minds off.
That's why I immediately fell in love with Haiku Deck—it's an iPad app that forces you to take all that bland, basic information and translate into its key points. With Hauku Deck, you're limited to how much information you can put on a slide, so a long, bullet-infested slide turns into a short phrase. It also features stunning images and really cool fonts, and it's super quick to put together a deck. Basically, it's the best presentation software I've seen for the iPad.
British Lit students will be using this on Monday and Tuesday to create a characteristics presentation, so take a peek at my sample (that took me <60 seconds to make) to figure out what I'm looking for.
Monday, December 17, 2012
EXTRA, EXTRA: British Lit students got your Christmas reading here!
A Day
Aleena and Belle![]() | Annika and Sally![]() | Brian and Samuel![]() |
Chanda and Emily![]() | Christine and Kevin![]() | Joyce and Sian![]() |
Kelly and Mandy![]() | Patrick and Robert![]() |
B Day
Amy and Anderson![]() | Grace C. and Janelle![]() | Grace Y. and Kathrina![]() |
Krikki and Vivian![]() | Minnie and Takako![]() |
Thanks so much for your hard work, Brit Lit—excellent job!
Monday, November 26, 2012
Hey, Brit Lit: Do you Noh what this is all about?
Sunday, November 25, 2012
British Lit: Who is Akira Kurosawa?
In case you're interested in 1) how Mr. Webb spent his break, and 2) what's happening next in British Lit class, take a peek at this awesome-sauce movie trailer.
Any thoughts?
Tuesday, November 13, 2012
Is MacBeth a psychopath? British Lit will soon find out...
In reading this play this semester, it's become more and more apparent that there's something... strange going on in MacBeth's mind, and that we would be smart to explore exactly what is happening. As a hint, the assignment will focus on analyzing if the titular character is a psychopath. Question, though—do you know what a psychopath is? I've got 3 things for you to do:
- Watch these 3 videos:
- Read these articles:
Wikipedia's entry on Psychopathy
What "Psychopath" Means (Scientific American)
The List of Psychopathy Symptoms: Hervey Cleckley and Robert Hare
‘The Psychopath Test,’ by Jon Ronson - Review - NYTimes.com
- Take these tests:
Self-Assessment on Psychopathy / Narcissistic Personality Disorder
A psychopathy test on my shared Evernote
Tuesday, October 23, 2012
Poets and they didn't know it—Brit Lit's Sonnets.
The students of Brit Lit were given an [A]
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Assignment built to test poetic skill. [B]
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O'er many sleepless nights the work began [A]
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And in the first few days, they got their fill. [B]
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Of all pentameters, iambic's worst, [C]
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With English and Italian rhyme schemes, too; [D]
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Experience would help, but it's their first [C]
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Attempt at poetry, that much is true. [D]
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Yet through their blood, sweat, and their tears we see [E]
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Success in rhyming and ten beats per line. [F]
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While many felt their work a failure be, [E]
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I personally think they did just fine. [F]
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So take a sec to check out all their work, [G]
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And only comment nicely—kind, not jerk! [G]
A-Day | B-Day |
| Aleena Annika Belle Brian Chanda Christine Emily Joyce Kelly Kevin M. Mandy Patrick W. Robert Sally Samuel Sian | Amy C. Anderson Grace C. Grace Y. Janelle Kathrina Krikki Minnie Takako Vivian |
Brit Lit students, you know what to do with this: comment on 5 of these posts (3 for the A-Day class, 2 for the B-Day class).
Monday, October 15, 2012
Get ready for confusing homework hence / Sir Shakespeare's rhyme scheme takes some time to crack!
That's part of the reason I was so excited to get a scooter is that I would no longer have to make the death march in the terrible weather. A great example of that was this evening, when, in the nastiness, I was able to speed home, still drenched, but at least in less than 5 minutes. Awesome. It was this epic joy I felt in my heart that I decided to compose a Shakespearean Sonnet to this love:
u / u / u / u / u /OK, how about this? Is it a true Shakespearean sonnet after all? I'd go with yes:
My scooter's paint job's nothing like a Benz; [A]
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its scuffs and scratches prove that it's been used. [B]
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The Harley of a wealthy man who spends [A]
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looks perfect next to my machine, abused. [B]
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The engine of a Harley Davidson [C]
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Will easily outwork my motorbike. [D]
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A brand new Yamaha, so fast, so fun, [C]
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Is nowhere near to what my motor's like. [D]
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Yet thine two-wheel'ed steed dost daily move [E]
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Miss Webb and I betwixt our home to school. [F]
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While other bikes more valuable may prove, [E]
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For transportation's value, it's my jewel. [F]
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So let's go get some money from the bank [G]
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Because you've earned a fill-up of your tank. [G]
- It's lyrical (i.e. not telling a story).
- It's 14-lines long.
- The entire thing is written in iambic pentameter.*
- It has the English (Shakespearean) rhyme scheme of ABAB / CDCD / EFEF / GG.
- It has 2 different thematic sections with a turn in the middle:
- First 8 lines: My scooter sucks in many ways.
- Last 6 lines: My scooter is awesome in many ways, and I will reward it (with gas).
Monday, October 8, 2012
Before you turn in the any essay...
It's been a little while since I've posted on this blog, mostly because:
- I've been crazy busy with making assignments, working on my Masters, and grading all you work.
- I've been posing a lot more to the shared Evernote Notebook. (Subscribe here!)
- We've been hammering away at "standard" reading, assignments, and other homework that doesn't require too much extra explanation.
- I've been so slammed with things that I haven't been able to "play" with tech stuff and show you how to use it.
- Find and destroy the following:
- intensifiers / de-intensifiers (e.g really, pretty, maybe, mostly, nearly, barely)
- blah words (e.g good, bad)
- Check all your verbs:
- Are they all present? All past?
- Are there any be verbs (i.e. am, is, are, was, were, be, been, being)? Kill as many as you can.
- Did you write active sentences? Were passive sentences written by you?
- Recheck for sloppy errors:
- Are there any "red squiggly" errors? (e.g. teh, Mr. Web, alot)
- Is the formatting up to the teacher's standards? (e.g. margins, font size/type, tabs, title, bibliography)
- Did you reread your essay OUT LOUD?
- Take the "Ahhhhh" test:
I can't guarantee that going through every question will automatically earn you an A, but I can guarantee you that it'll help quite a bit. Take note!
Sunday, October 7, 2012
Here's something I hate, and a way you can make sure I'm free of it
"A happy teacher grades you better than an unhappy teacher." ~Mr. WebbWant to know something that annoys me? When I sit down to grade blogposts, read or watch your awesome work, come up with the score I'm going to give you... and then I see this:
That makes me unhappy. In fact, it really makes me angry. And, as you can probably see from the above quote, you don't want me to be angry.
So, interested in getting yourself a happier teacher? Of course you are:
- Go to your Blogger.com page. Once you get there, go into the Settings for your blog for my class.

- Change your Show Word Verification settings under Posts and Comments. Make sure you switch it to "No".

- Save the changes.
Monday, September 24, 2012
Terry Jones' Medieval Lives, episodes 7 & 8
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So, now what? Your assignment is to watch the above videos as soon as possible. Then, you are to record a 45-60 video second response, upload it to
, and embed both my video and your response into one blogpost. The 45-60 second video response should be focused on- things that you learned from the video,
- what stood out for you as important or significant, or
- something that connects to what you've studied in class.
It should not be 45 seconds of "I LIKED VIDEO-LAH, TEACH-AH." People outside of the classroom will be able to see this; don't embarrass me with superficial observations about how it was a funny video.
Each blogpost should have 2 videos, but only one episode; therefore, your essentially making two blogposts before each class. Got it? Here's the schedule:
Episode 1—Peasant (Due 9/17 & 9/20 )Episode 2—Monk (Due 9/17 & 9/20 )Episode 3—Damsel (Due 9/19 & 9/21 )Episode 4—Minstrel (Due 9/19 & 9/21 )Episode 5—Knight (Due 9/24 & 9/25 )Episode 6—Philosopher (Due 9/24 & 9/25 )- Episode 7—Outlaw (Due 9/26 & 9/27 )
- Episode 8—King (Due 9/26 & 9/27 )
; if I can't watch it, it doesn't count. Also, try to title the post in a consistent way, like My response to Medieval Lives, episode #1—Peasant or something.Wednesday, September 19, 2012
Terry Jones' Medieval Lives, episodes 5 & 6
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<iframe width="480" height="270" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/85Mu4tU6Avs" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
So, now what? Your assignment is to watch the above videos as soon as possible. Then, you are to record a 45-60 video second response, upload it to
, and embed both my video and your response into one blogpost. The 45-60 second video response should be focused on- things that you learned from the video,
- what stood out for you as important or significant, or
- something that connects to what you've studied in class.
Each blogpost should have 2 videos, but only one episode; therefore, your essentially making two blogposts before each class. Got it? Here's the schedule:
Episode 1—Peasant (Due 9/17 & 9/20 )Episode 2—Monk (Due 9/17 & 9/20 )Episode 3—Damsel (Due 9/19 & 9/21 )Episode 4—Minstrel (Due 9/19 & 9/21 )- Episode 5—Knight (Due 9/24 & 9/25 )
- Episode 6—Philosopher (Due 9/24 & 9/25 )
- Episode 7—Outlaw (Due 9/26 & 9/27 )
- Episode 8—King (Due 9/26 & 9/27 )
; if I can't watch it, it doesn't count. Also, try to title the post in a consistent way, like My response to Medieval Lives, episode #1—Peasant or something.



















